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Zibby: [about vampire novel] I liked it. It was fun and stupid. And it passed the time. And it's not Tolstoy, but it's also not television. And it made me happy. Now you... 

Jesse Fisher: Thank you... This - is the worst book - ever - written - in English. 

Zibby: So there are worse books written in other languages? 

Jesse Fisher: Probably not. Unless this book is translated into other languages.